Ah, the beauty and randomness of the internet. Two articles I came across today show that you can find just about everything on the internet.
My friend Tommy loves bacon just as much as I do. He found this article and had the good will to send it to me. Oh, lovely bacon.

Bacon me!
Check out the article: http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
These tough times call for tough measures. Sometimes you gotta get some hardware in case the whole enchilada goes down the toilet. Or somebody comes knocking in the middle of the night, but they forget to knock. Annie, pass the ammo.

Kimber