What I learned in the season finale of Lost:
1. Keamy thought he was really smart by strapping a heart rate monitor to himself. If his heart stopped, it would trigger the exposives on the freighter. But Keamy pissed off Ben. And now Keamy is dead.
2. Christian represents all of the characters with daddy issues.
3. If Sayid asks you what time it is, he really doesn’t want to know what time it is.
4. Claire really does care about what happens to her baby.
5. Ben may indeed be the Devil. (So?)
6. Sawyer has some good in him, and he really loves Kate.
7. Richard is just creepy. And he wears eyeliner.
8. Jack doesn’t just live in denial (The island didn’t disappear!), he embraces it. And he looks goofy with a beard.
9. Desmond found his Penny, and he will probably see Jack again in another life. Another life called season five.
10. Kate keeps a gun in her house. At least in her dreams.
11. Things are not going to work out so well for Locke.
Lol. And putting anything metal into a creepy time warp chamber is bad, very bad. Like sticking a hunk of silverware in a microwave. (Kaboom.)